From the really dumb list

Since this week's paper has been put to bed, I've been scanning a few websites. Here are some pieces of cake...

• Guy in Missouri, who went deer hunting, thinks he shot his trophy, approaches the deer, only to find out the deer isn't dead and gets attacked. Needed seven staples to close a wound in his head, plus a concussion and other bruises.
• Guy in Manor Township, who is taken home as a drunk from York County, wonders into a house and falls asleep in a bed. Only problem, it was a house owned by a police officer.
• Finally, from East Lampeter Township, guy is busted after throwing eggs at a state police cruisher. Takes off after throwing his fast ball and crashes his car.